A funny story told by my professor in the class today:
3 men are travelling in a hot air balloon. After some while, they are lost and didn't know where are them. They try to ask for help by shouting around: "Anyone can tell us where are we now?". They keep shouting and shouting, but no one reply. After waiting for quite a long time, they finally hear someone replying them: "You are on the hot air balloon!" The men on the hot air balloon are disappoint with the answer, and one of the men tell the other two: "The guy that answering us must be a pure mathematician." The other 2 men are wondering why and ask for explanations, he explains:
(1)The guy took a long time to answer;
(2)The answer is precise;
(3)The answer is useless.
speecless... hahhahaha
that's all.. thank u for reading.
assalamualaikum.. =)
-missa-
Friday, 1 March 2013
Thursday, 21 February 2013
malas pikiaqqqq
assalamualaikum....
hye u olls. sempoi tak tajuk? rare kan? malas nk pikiaq tajuk entri ni apa.
and 1st tyme i mampu buat tajuk entri dlm hanya masa 2 saat ! fuh.. sory, tersemangat pulak.
okey acteli entri ni nk bagitau betapa efficient-nya i olls rini.. hmmph..*muka belagak*
utk pengetahuan suma.. hari ni merupakan hari jumaat. dan semalam hari khamis. kahkah.
okey, kames smlm merupakan hari ke4 saya di usm utk semester 2 tahun 2 ,atau lebih simple, sem4.
saya sudah pon memiliki 3 esaimen utk disiapkan..
hebat tak?
hampa ada? minggu pertama dah ada 3 esaimen? hmmph *muka semangat+belagak*
dan jgn lupa yg entri ni juga merupakan entri kedua sepnjang 5 hari saya di usm. hmmphh *lagi skali muka belagak.ni last*
ok dah2.. cukup2 lah muka mnyampah u olls tuu.
cerita bermula begini..
pukul 12 spatotnya i have training bowling dgn player2 laen memandangkan next week dh nak lawan.
tapi tiba2 i rasa malas sgt dan dgn kuasa veto yg ada, i sukahati buat keputusan utk p lepas semayang zohor iaitu pukul 2. ya saya tahu saya jahat. tapi maen boling mana bleh paksa2... dah mood pukul 2 baru rasa nk pi.agagagaga
and guess what?
di kesempatan masa yg ada antara pkul 12 n pukul 2, i manage to buat1 of the esaimen !
sgt efficient dan rare kan? ya tahniah kpd saya... *buat saja. taksiap lg*
motfnya nak cakap, every minute is precious. u make them. not they make u..
so, manage ur time wisely. and i cannot believe i stole my time to do esaimen by doing this entri. ceh! dasar hangat2 ta*i ayam... baru buat esaimen sikit dh lupa diri,
ok bai nak sambung buat esaimen...
wsalam...
thanks.. xoxo !
hye u olls. sempoi tak tajuk? rare kan? malas nk pikiaq tajuk entri ni apa.
and 1st tyme i mampu buat tajuk entri dlm hanya masa 2 saat ! fuh.. sory, tersemangat pulak.
okey acteli entri ni nk bagitau betapa efficient-nya i olls rini.. hmmph..*muka belagak*
utk pengetahuan suma.. hari ni merupakan hari jumaat. dan semalam hari khamis. kahkah.
okey, kames smlm merupakan hari ke4 saya di usm utk semester 2 tahun 2 ,atau lebih simple, sem4.
saya sudah pon memiliki 3 esaimen utk disiapkan..
hebat tak?
hampa ada? minggu pertama dah ada 3 esaimen? hmmph *muka semangat+belagak*
dan jgn lupa yg entri ni juga merupakan entri kedua sepnjang 5 hari saya di usm. hmmphh *lagi skali muka belagak.ni last*
ok dah2.. cukup2 lah muka mnyampah u olls tuu.
cerita bermula begini..
pukul 12 spatotnya i have training bowling dgn player2 laen memandangkan next week dh nak lawan.
tapi tiba2 i rasa malas sgt dan dgn kuasa veto yg ada, i sukahati buat keputusan utk p lepas semayang zohor iaitu pukul 2. ya saya tahu saya jahat. tapi maen boling mana bleh paksa2... dah mood pukul 2 baru rasa nk pi.agagagaga
and guess what?
di kesempatan masa yg ada antara pkul 12 n pukul 2, i manage to buat1 of the esaimen !
sgt efficient dan rare kan? ya tahniah kpd saya... *buat saja. taksiap lg*
motfnya nak cakap, every minute is precious. u make them. not they make u..
so, manage ur time wisely. and i cannot believe i stole my time to do esaimen by doing this entri. ceh! dasar hangat2 ta*i ayam... baru buat esaimen sikit dh lupa diri,
ok bai nak sambung buat esaimen...
wsalam...
thanks.. xoxo !
Monday, 18 February 2013
ahlan wasahlan
bismillahirahmanirahim........
ahlan wasahlan sem 4 ...
dah lepas separuh pengajian rupanya..
SAINS MATEMATIK.
hmmm... not so much story.
its just that now, sem 4. baru terasa .. "this is mathematics?"
almost setiap sem terkejut dengan mathematics.
setiap sem. suka sangat bagi kejutan.
and of course, kejutan di sem 4 lebih terkejut beruk. apakah ayat ini? hahaha.. biarkan ayat tunggang langgang.
i'm taking maths, not malay language kan? lalalalala.
ok back to story.
subjek uni alhamdulilah suma dah selesai.
tinggal teras n minor.
teras.
sem ni very2 heavy and tough for a light and weak person like me.. agagagga. 'light' sangat.
semalam, hari isnin, 18 february 2013 is my first day in sem 4.
and i got only 1 class yesterday, which is MODERN ALGEBRA.
what is modern algebra? it is worst than FURTHER LINEAR ALGEBRA (FLA) mungkin.
i'm almost dying kot dulu masa FLA. but luckily Allah saved me.
but now? i have to face it againnnnnnnn..... and even worse.
lecturer masuk cakap.
"this is an abstract subject. u have to imagine, u have to understand, really deep inside modern algebra until u see the beauty. and this is very boring subject and very good time to sleep. so please make it interesting. when i ask, u have to answer. i will ask everyone in this class like no exception. " lebih kurang gitulah kata2 my lecturer yg dah fed up dgn failed students...
and at the end of the class she said a very powerful sentence that makes me and my classmates to look at each other with such an open big mouth.
"SO, THIS IS YOUR ASSIGNMENT 1, WHICH WILL CONTRIBUTE 10% to your coursework"
and she add, " SEARCH YOURSELF. PLEASE USE BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY AND JOURNALS ONLY, NO INTERNET SOURCES "
terus aku jatuh terjelepuk ke lantai ... drama kan? ok tipu..
but...
my little heart saying " i'm just taking a degree, i'm just enter 21, i'm still young, i still want to play around, i want to be a good and beautiful mother and..... i'm not ready for this... "
sem 4 is just like "WELCOME TO REAL PURE MATHEMATICS's WORLD"
full of theoryyyyyy... sem sebelum ni hanya utk mengaburi mata2 anda dengan nomborrrrr.. ceh, aku tertipu.
so, to those yang ber'planning' utk menyambung pelajarannya dalam PURE mathematics. atau mathematic tulen. sila pikir beratus kali.. kah3.. bukan nak menakotkan u olls. i olls cuma nak.. ya. menakotkan u olls. ngehehe... tak lah. its just that. u have to be careful laa. think properly. sbb masa i olls amek course ni, no one is telling me. tapi ok laa sbb i olls minat,. biasa laa.. kata2, kutuk2 tapi hati tetap sayang... gituu. sweet kan?
dah2.. abeh dah cerita. thanks for dropping by ! =)
wasalam, assalamualaikum....
ahlan wasahlan sem 4 ...
dah lepas separuh pengajian rupanya..
SAINS MATEMATIK.
hmmm... not so much story.
its just that now, sem 4. baru terasa .. "this is mathematics?"
almost setiap sem terkejut dengan mathematics.
setiap sem. suka sangat bagi kejutan.
and of course, kejutan di sem 4 lebih terkejut beruk. apakah ayat ini? hahaha.. biarkan ayat tunggang langgang.
i'm taking maths, not malay language kan? lalalalala.
ok back to story.
subjek uni alhamdulilah suma dah selesai.
tinggal teras n minor.
teras.
sem ni very2 heavy and tough for a light and weak person like me.. agagagga. 'light' sangat.
semalam, hari isnin, 18 february 2013 is my first day in sem 4.
and i got only 1 class yesterday, which is MODERN ALGEBRA.
what is modern algebra? it is worst than FURTHER LINEAR ALGEBRA (FLA) mungkin.
i'm almost dying kot dulu masa FLA. but luckily Allah saved me.
but now? i have to face it againnnnnnnn..... and even worse.
lecturer masuk cakap.
"this is an abstract subject. u have to imagine, u have to understand, really deep inside modern algebra until u see the beauty. and this is very boring subject and very good time to sleep. so please make it interesting. when i ask, u have to answer. i will ask everyone in this class like no exception. " lebih kurang gitulah kata2 my lecturer yg dah fed up dgn failed students...
and at the end of the class she said a very powerful sentence that makes me and my classmates to look at each other with such an open big mouth.
"SO, THIS IS YOUR ASSIGNMENT 1, WHICH WILL CONTRIBUTE 10% to your coursework"
and she add, " SEARCH YOURSELF. PLEASE USE BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY AND JOURNALS ONLY, NO INTERNET SOURCES "
terus aku jatuh terjelepuk ke lantai ... drama kan? ok tipu..
but...
my little heart saying " i'm just taking a degree, i'm just enter 21, i'm still young, i still want to play around, i want to be a good and beautiful mother and..... i'm not ready for this... "
sem 4 is just like "WELCOME TO REAL PURE MATHEMATICS's WORLD"
full of theoryyyyyy... sem sebelum ni hanya utk mengaburi mata2 anda dengan nomborrrrr.. ceh, aku tertipu.
so, to those yang ber'planning' utk menyambung pelajarannya dalam PURE mathematics. atau mathematic tulen. sila pikir beratus kali.. kah3.. bukan nak menakotkan u olls. i olls cuma nak.. ya. menakotkan u olls. ngehehe... tak lah. its just that. u have to be careful laa. think properly. sbb masa i olls amek course ni, no one is telling me. tapi ok laa sbb i olls minat,. biasa laa.. kata2, kutuk2 tapi hati tetap sayang... gituu. sweet kan?
dah2.. abeh dah cerita. thanks for dropping by ! =)
wasalam, assalamualaikum....
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